So what is a limogram. Is it like a telegram or a limerick?
MY DOG BIT ME
My dog's teeth were just extended
where food began and finger ended
which shocked me a lot, see the nip that I got,
but I'll forgive her when fingers mended.
A woman with several degrees
and many eccentricities
including a weird bod
does not think it too odd,
her boobies hang down to her knees.
They're something like a limerick
Not so bawdy, and not as sick.
With message to share,
you phrase it with care,
stay brief but add an ending trick.
Skip the Scotch when choosing mates
for they have girls with frugal traits,
who vainly display
their thriftiest way
re-washing their used paper plates.
Italians claim which few deny
Columbus found this land first try.
Skip who met that boat,
it's Chris who we note
like Orville taught the birds to fly
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